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I have this headcanon that when dirk created those two, they were only programmed to rap and be badass, since he was still very young and his abilities weren’t at its best yet, so maybe a certain brother hacked into the robot’s system and taught them how to take care of children and do things like keep the house clean and make food and stuff, so baby dirk would fall asleep like


and wake up like


When he got older and started modifying the robots, he found the glitch. I also like to think he never got rid of it. He never asks them to do anything anyway, but nowdays, sometimes, he works too hard and falls asleep in a pile of mechanic stuff, only to wake up on his bed, with everything cleaned up, the smell of real food filling the air, and two silly robots sitting nearby. :’)

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