did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
me: “i hate everyone”
someone: “haha except me lmao”
ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with they’re day and that is why children are better than adults
"I am an inferno, I am a tempest. I am venom and fangs and claws. I am lightning and starlight, and I am hell in high heels."
Ron always just fucking knows
If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
There was a book I remember seeing about clues to future stuff and how to predict what would happen in future books. I think it was from around book 4/book 5? Anyway they had three rules for how to tell if a character is foreshadowing:
- If Harry says it, it’s probably wrong.
- If Hermione says it, it’s probably right unless she’s upset or emotional.
- If Ron says it, it’s probably wrong unless he’s joking, in which case it’s almost always right.